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Scouse bird with a vodka dependency and an acute sense of social observation. Always self deprecating, always blunt. Follow me on twitter WARNING: Non-scousers may not understand language of this blog.
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Friday, 11 January 2013

The Fresh Prin of Liv-Er

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
An I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the Prin of a pool called Liv-er
Innnnn West Walton central I lived an lazed
At the sunbeds is where I spent most of me days
Just chillin out, tannin, an scrannin all food an
Shoutin at wools from outside of the pool
Then a couple of times me brows were up to no good
Wonky eyed nobhead of the neighbourhood
I did one little tweet an tagged 3 lil words
It's the start of scouse bird probs an the start of scouse bird

I pulled up all the probs since age 7 or 8
An i lashed them all on twitter "soz ba use, see ya later"
Now I fall out of Kingdom
But have fabulous hair
An I sit on the throne
As the Prin of Liv-er