In the club lookin so conspicuous

Rowww I'm a woman who's on the prowl

If you feel "bird me up" ready

I can milk you dry now

If you wanna play games

Imma tell the truth

I'm a crank so ill take scissors to all your best suits

Gimme your card an pin an ill have bags of new clothes

Now bend over to the front an kiss my shellaced toes

Me fella works for jag an I take his dough

Gotta head to KG for gorge foot patrol

How you like me now? Cricket bags I got over three hundred thousand

Lets drink, I'm the one to please

Scouse Bird fills bras with double D's

Me an me birds hit the floor an we leaves em dead

Cos we're fitties in the street an freaks in the bed